Phillip The Air Mattress

I have a few pads of paper lying around my room, so that I can jot down ideas that I get randomly, and then later I transfer them all to a notebook so I have everything in one place. (I have no idea how I can do all this rather responsible stuff with the sheer amount of ADD that I have, but I do)

This morning I glanced at the list, to get an idea for todays blog. As I'm running my eyes down the list I happen upon such topics as "chisel window" and "Fill up the air mattress".... I stared at these for a moment as my sleep deprived brain slowly wrapped itself around the fact that I had apparently started writing a "to do" list on my "to blog" list. (Remember when I said that I was proud of my ADD self for doing all this correctly? yea, out the window with that.)

But before the rational bit of my brain could figure out what had happened, the other 94% saw pretty colors! And instead of reading "Fill up the air mattress" It created a new friend, Phillip The Air Mattress.

This is roughly how my brain works:

Yes, I have tagged my own brain, don't ask how, but I did. Anyway.

Phillip and I have become fast friends! He's one of the most supportive friends I have! He's so soft and cuddly, and keeps me warm at all hours. 

We went on an adventure once! It was full of damsels in distress, fierce beasts, and a sno-cone!

But another time, Phillip was worried he might be sick. So I decided to take a look, 'cause as it turns out, I'm an air mattress doctor.

Phillip was suffering from a severe case of Deflatula. It was very sad.

We were worried we might have to put him down.

But then a specialist came! Dr. Roger quickly fixed all his ails with the flip of a switch!

Now Phillip and I can sleep together again! YAY!!

Skot/Scott

P.S. Guess where I was sober, and where I took a break to go get beer...