Today

So I'm just saying, but today sucks.

I'm not going to get into it, 'cause this blog is 'sposed to funny, and I'm too bitter to be funny.

I'm hoping that tomorrow proves that money can actually rain from the sky, and I can actually go to the moon unaided and totally safe, and everyone in the whole world loves me.

Also, I expect to wake up tomorrow and find that my blog has become more popular than Google.

LOVE ME, DAMNIT!

Skot/Scott